Tuesday, 8 January 2013

You know, when you've been toddlered.

This is my living room at 7am this morning...



I shit you not, THIS is the same room sixteen minutes later...




I don't think there are any words... except perhaps breakfast-gin...


#itslikefisherpricehashadagangbanginmylounge
#donthavekids
#haveGIN
#breakfastGIN

28 comments:

  1. Wow - now that's impressive!

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    1. A masterpiece in pink neon... :/ #FML

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  2. I love the fact the laptop is on on the couch..."Play Wallabubba whilst mummy takes over the virtual world" :)

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    1. Ha! I've got my priorities right ;) twitter does not wait for my daughter... Lol

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  3. Oh my goodness! this is crazy :) x

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  4. Hehe oh my god. I'm not sure why I'm giggling. Our house looks like this about half an hour after z has woken up too!

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    1. hehe - I've just about given up packing it away... while it's like this she's temporarily occupied so I s'pose I shouldn't complain! lol x

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  5. Fantastic! I'm looking at a very similar scene even as I type this (which is why I'm task avoiding by being on the computer) :)

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    1. Every time I think it can't get any worse... BOOM - she sets off ALL the musical toys at once... *big sigh* xx

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  6. I had to look after seeing @ageingMatron's comment on twitter, that it only gets worse. After dropping two of our three kids off at university we decided to clean their rooms. What did we find out, it is very easy to clog the Dyson while vacuuming the teenage boy's room.

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    1. LMAO - yuk! I can only imagine... except now I've stopped imagining as those images r a step to far for me right now haha! Thanks for coming to take a look ;) x

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  7. Ha ha! That scenario is soooo familiar! And it's not just toddlers. My four year old is also very good at getting every single toy out at the same time!

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    1. Perhaps I'll lock them all in the cupboard and give her one at a time... although that might just make her angry. And when she's angry, she's scary. Really scary.

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  8. LOL. Brilliant. But I'm still impressed at how your living room looked before the toddler attack. Mine never looks that nice. Mainly cos I'm lazy!

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  9. Ha! That's awesome and exactly like mine. Except your lounge has better decor and furnishings of course. Mine are back to school today, so my lounge *hushed voice* remains tidy. Until they get home after lunch at least. Currently, I can't quite believe its tidiness myself. Feel like I should be filming it in time lapse ...

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    1. Lol x enjoy it while u can! Mine disappears on Wednesday to granny's house. I'm just gonna run round naked drinking gin. #fact

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  10. I feel your pain! My living room and my Son's bedroom look like this atm. I just havent got it in me to tidy it up today!

    Laura x

    http://xmylifeasamummyx.blogspot.co.uk/

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    1. It feels pointless when you know within minutes it'll be back like that the following morning... lol x

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  11. Lol i know this scene so well!

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  12. I know it all too well, moved house so the girls could have a play room which means all toys I. One room though it's just as chaotic but I can shut door and escape from it at least

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  13. Haha I love it! At least you have a nice big living room so you can still find footholds!

    I'd like to reassure that if you have a messy kid... they DON'T grow out of it! By 5 years old... you will no longer have a carpet and your gin budget will be through the roof!!! :) xx

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    1. yes, I suppose I should be thankful for that! That and gin... well mostly gin... lol x

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  14. It's as if you are blogging about my life :-)

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    1. Pahahahahaha. But seriously - u can have it back! lol x

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You know, when you've been toddlered.

This is my living room at 7am this morning...



I shit you not, THIS is the same room sixteen minutes later...




I don't think there are any words... except perhaps breakfast-gin...


#itslikefisherpricehashadagangbanginmylounge
#donthavekids
#haveGIN
#breakfastGIN

28 comments:

  1. Wow - now that's impressive!

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. A masterpiece in pink neon... :/ #FML

      Delete
  2. I love the fact the laptop is on on the couch..."Play Wallabubba whilst mummy takes over the virtual world" :)

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. Ha! I've got my priorities right ;) twitter does not wait for my daughter... Lol

      Delete
  3. Oh my goodness! this is crazy :) x

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  4. Hehe oh my god. I'm not sure why I'm giggling. Our house looks like this about half an hour after z has woken up too!

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    1. hehe - I've just about given up packing it away... while it's like this she's temporarily occupied so I s'pose I shouldn't complain! lol x

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  5. Fantastic! I'm looking at a very similar scene even as I type this (which is why I'm task avoiding by being on the computer) :)

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    1. Every time I think it can't get any worse... BOOM - she sets off ALL the musical toys at once... *big sigh* xx

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  6. I had to look after seeing @ageingMatron's comment on twitter, that it only gets worse. After dropping two of our three kids off at university we decided to clean their rooms. What did we find out, it is very easy to clog the Dyson while vacuuming the teenage boy's room.

    ReplyDelete
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    1. LMAO - yuk! I can only imagine... except now I've stopped imagining as those images r a step to far for me right now haha! Thanks for coming to take a look ;) x

      Delete
  7. Ha ha! That scenario is soooo familiar! And it's not just toddlers. My four year old is also very good at getting every single toy out at the same time!

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    1. Perhaps I'll lock them all in the cupboard and give her one at a time... although that might just make her angry. And when she's angry, she's scary. Really scary.

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  8. LOL. Brilliant. But I'm still impressed at how your living room looked before the toddler attack. Mine never looks that nice. Mainly cos I'm lazy!

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  9. Ha! That's awesome and exactly like mine. Except your lounge has better decor and furnishings of course. Mine are back to school today, so my lounge *hushed voice* remains tidy. Until they get home after lunch at least. Currently, I can't quite believe its tidiness myself. Feel like I should be filming it in time lapse ...

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    1. Lol x enjoy it while u can! Mine disappears on Wednesday to granny's house. I'm just gonna run round naked drinking gin. #fact

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  10. I feel your pain! My living room and my Son's bedroom look like this atm. I just havent got it in me to tidy it up today!

    Laura x

    http://xmylifeasamummyx.blogspot.co.uk/

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    1. It feels pointless when you know within minutes it'll be back like that the following morning... lol x

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  11. Lol i know this scene so well!

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  12. I know it all too well, moved house so the girls could have a play room which means all toys I. One room though it's just as chaotic but I can shut door and escape from it at least

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  13. Haha I love it! At least you have a nice big living room so you can still find footholds!

    I'd like to reassure that if you have a messy kid... they DON'T grow out of it! By 5 years old... you will no longer have a carpet and your gin budget will be through the roof!!! :) xx

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    1. yes, I suppose I should be thankful for that! That and gin... well mostly gin... lol x

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  14. It's as if you are blogging about my life :-)

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    1. Pahahahahaha. But seriously - u can have it back! lol x

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