It was this or sew his arsehole into a vagina and make him pass a fisher price teapot in order that he might have some idea what childbirth is like...
But this took less effort...
Here it is...
10 reasons WallyBubba is like Chuck Norris:
- She doesn't eat fruit by peeling it. She punches it into a pulp until it releases its juicy goodness.
- Every time she smiles a fairy dies. When she laughs - whole species become extinct.
- She can bite through steel. And bone. And wombs.
- She could take on an 8ft Pegga Pig and win. Or a bear. Or a unicorn. With one punch.
- When she wants something she just takes it. By the face. Or eye. Or whatever induces the most pain.
- She eats kittens. Alive. With a plastic Hello Kitty spoon. (you can see the irony)
- She hides nun-chucks in her hair when she goes to bed. And a ninja star in Iggle-Piggle's blanket.
- Her toenails are made from adamantium. Any time she wants to, she can just wolverine the shit out her Clarks First Steps. She just 'decides' not to.
- Calpol only makes her stronger.
- She can ruin your vagina just by looking at you.