Thursday, 4 July 2013

Happy Birthday Mummy

Happy Birthday Mummy.
You're doing alright I suppose...
You look a bit slovenly, some might call it 'cuddly',
But at least I've always got nice clothes...

Happy Birthday Mummy,
You've done an OK job to be fair.
The yoghurt is flowing, my toy collection keeps growing...
Perhaps you could apply the same effort with your hair?

Happy Birthday Mummy,
You're giving it a good go.
Your silly dancing, and crazy prancing,
Has me laughing 'til I shit myself you know...

Happy Birthday Mummy,
Your attempts have been pretty bold;
From playground and play-dates, to swimming with my toddler-mates,
You must be bloody knackered now you're old...

Happy Birthday Mummy,
You really have done yourself proud.
So I'm delighted to let you hear, I'm keeping you on another year,
My only condition; NO MORE BASTARD VEGETABLES ALLOWED.


#congratulations
#gincelebrationsareinorder
#gincelebrationsarealwaysinorder
#gin




Wednesday Words

8 comments:

  1. You are a loon bag. Glad she is keeping you for another year. You make me laugh so much. Know all about the cuddly and bad hair - will be more groomed in fifteen years (sigh) in time for the glamorous granny competitions. xx

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    1. haha ;) I just can't be arsed these days... lol x Usually when I do go out for special occasions like my birthday people don't recognise me! lol x

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  2. LOL great sense of humour and a very different outlook I must say! Congratulations on your extended contract for another year LOL (found on Wednesday Words) xx

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    1. Thank you ;) xx lol #wednesdaywords xxx

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  3. What happened next in the picture?did the pear get eaten or used as a weapon of some sorts?

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    1. She clubbed a pigeon to death with it... #truestory

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  4. Happy Birthday hon....you just wait until she's old enough to take her own money and buy you something horrendous, it's great... :D

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    1. Oh god... I'm not sure I can look pleased about things made out of pasta... Lol x thanks! Xxx

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Happy Birthday Mummy

Happy Birthday Mummy.
You're doing alright I suppose...
You look a bit slovenly, some might call it 'cuddly',
But at least I've always got nice clothes...

Happy Birthday Mummy,
You've done an OK job to be fair.
The yoghurt is flowing, my toy collection keeps growing...
Perhaps you could apply the same effort with your hair?

Happy Birthday Mummy,
You're giving it a good go.
Your silly dancing, and crazy prancing,
Has me laughing 'til I shit myself you know...

Happy Birthday Mummy,
Your attempts have been pretty bold;
From playground and play-dates, to swimming with my toddler-mates,
You must be bloody knackered now you're old...

Happy Birthday Mummy,
You really have done yourself proud.
So I'm delighted to let you hear, I'm keeping you on another year,
My only condition; NO MORE BASTARD VEGETABLES ALLOWED.


#congratulations
#gincelebrationsareinorder
#gincelebrationsarealwaysinorder
#gin




Wednesday Words

8 comments:

  1. You are a loon bag. Glad she is keeping you for another year. You make me laugh so much. Know all about the cuddly and bad hair - will be more groomed in fifteen years (sigh) in time for the glamorous granny competitions. xx

    ReplyDelete
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    1. haha ;) I just can't be arsed these days... lol x Usually when I do go out for special occasions like my birthday people don't recognise me! lol x

      Delete
  2. LOL great sense of humour and a very different outlook I must say! Congratulations on your extended contract for another year LOL (found on Wednesday Words) xx

    ReplyDelete
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    1. Thank you ;) xx lol #wednesdaywords xxx

      Delete
  3. What happened next in the picture?did the pear get eaten or used as a weapon of some sorts?

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. She clubbed a pigeon to death with it... #truestory

      Delete
  4. Happy Birthday hon....you just wait until she's old enough to take her own money and buy you something horrendous, it's great... :D

    ReplyDelete
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    1. Oh god... I'm not sure I can look pleased about things made out of pasta... Lol x thanks! Xxx

      Delete