Saturday, 12 October 2013

Daddy

Dear Daddy,

It was your birthday recently. And NO. I didn't forget, I've just been really busy and shit. Mummy brought me a new Peppa Pig sticker book last week and I have been FLAT OUT with it. Seriously, I'm stickering at like a three-year-old level here...

Anyway. I know this is a bit late, (not that being 'late' seems to bother you when you need a 'lie-in' on a Sunday does it...) but, belated Happy Birthday my skin *chest bump* (optional - I know you're WELL old now). Here's my tips for you for the coming year:


  1. Mummy is mine. Stop kissing her. Any hug attempts in my presence will be sabotaged. Probably with Lego and/or at least one Tombliboo as a weapon. 
  2. I'd like a baby brother or sister please. I've heard there's a backlog and orders can take a minimum of 9 months so please crack on. You guys are boring me a bit. Need someone more on my level you know... 
  3. I don't wear socks now. Just so you're aware. 
  4. You remember that week you grew a beard? Well. If you do that again I'll f@*king cut you.
  5. Please don't be naive enough to think you can eat chocolate without me... I've found all your dirty little confectionary hiding places; the car glove box, your desk drawer, behind the beer in the 'secret fridge' in the utility room... I can smell Lion bar on your breath when you get back from rugby... You disgust me...
  6. If you're going to continue with this so called 'work' thing you're always banging on about I'm gonna need cake. A lot of cake. And a pony. And a whisk (I just like them).
  7. I'm not joking about the pony. (Or the whisk)
  8. Please don't EVER leave the house without a banana again... I really hate showing you up in front of all the other Saturday-Morning-Playground-Daddies... it's embarrassing for us ALL.
  9. I don't care what rugby match is on telly when I SAY IT'S BARBIE PRINCESS TEA PARTY TIME I BASTARD MEAN IT.
  10. You were mistaken. Your iPad really is mine... No more Candy Crush for you. Bitch. 

Until next year, Father.

Much love,

WallyBubba 
xxx


Wot So Funee?

24 comments:

  1. Brilliant. I laugh every time i read your posts. :):):):)

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    1. LOL ;) thank you xx I reckon she means every word of it... pahahaha x

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  2. Very funny, number 1 and 3 made me laugh out loud.

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    1. Haha ;) x glad it made you LOL! Thanks for reading xx

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  3. This made me laugh.
    So funny, and the sort of thing you can imagine a toddler saying or doing, if they had the ability!

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    1. Haha ;) they are all little characters aren't they xx

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  4. Thank you! I am having a crappy time at the moment and you have just made me cry laughing, so for that thanks :) xx

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    1. Glad to have cheered you up! Hope things get better for you xxxx

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  5. Wow she's hardcore - i reckon my little guy could give her a run for her money though.

    Epic post :)

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    1. lol... we could arrange some kind of underground toddler fighting ring if you like... LMAO! x thanks for the comment xxx

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  6. I love this, so funny. The picture really complements it as well, very serious face!

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    1. haha ;) she does take herself rather seriously... lol x

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  7. 1 and 3 could be my little girl :) Brilliant!

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  8. NB other great weapons include fairy wands and tiaras. The pointed edges are great for piercing skin ;) x

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    1. LOL - ouch... they sound lethal! xx

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  9. Oh dear at least 5 of these apply to POD as well! Highly entertaining post as usual, seriously gorgeous photo though :)

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    1. She's like a little bastard disguised as a princess.. ;) JOKING! xx

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  10. Love it, could have been written by my boys, pesky little farts they are!

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    1. LMAO! I see the trend here amongst all toddler kind... teehee x

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  11. ha the sock thing. we have that too...

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    1. Lol ;) the no socks phase seems to be a common one! Xx

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  12. Be warned Daddy! Those Tombliboos scare me!

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    1. He's had run ins before... He should really know better by now... Lol ;)

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Daddy

Dear Daddy,

It was your birthday recently. And NO. I didn't forget, I've just been really busy and shit. Mummy brought me a new Peppa Pig sticker book last week and I have been FLAT OUT with it. Seriously, I'm stickering at like a three-year-old level here...

Anyway. I know this is a bit late, (not that being 'late' seems to bother you when you need a 'lie-in' on a Sunday does it...) but, belated Happy Birthday my skin *chest bump* (optional - I know you're WELL old now). Here's my tips for you for the coming year:


  1. Mummy is mine. Stop kissing her. Any hug attempts in my presence will be sabotaged. Probably with Lego and/or at least one Tombliboo as a weapon. 
  2. I'd like a baby brother or sister please. I've heard there's a backlog and orders can take a minimum of 9 months so please crack on. You guys are boring me a bit. Need someone more on my level you know... 
  3. I don't wear socks now. Just so you're aware. 
  4. You remember that week you grew a beard? Well. If you do that again I'll f@*king cut you.
  5. Please don't be naive enough to think you can eat chocolate without me... I've found all your dirty little confectionary hiding places; the car glove box, your desk drawer, behind the beer in the 'secret fridge' in the utility room... I can smell Lion bar on your breath when you get back from rugby... You disgust me...
  6. If you're going to continue with this so called 'work' thing you're always banging on about I'm gonna need cake. A lot of cake. And a pony. And a whisk (I just like them).
  7. I'm not joking about the pony. (Or the whisk)
  8. Please don't EVER leave the house without a banana again... I really hate showing you up in front of all the other Saturday-Morning-Playground-Daddies... it's embarrassing for us ALL.
  9. I don't care what rugby match is on telly when I SAY IT'S BARBIE PRINCESS TEA PARTY TIME I BASTARD MEAN IT.
  10. You were mistaken. Your iPad really is mine... No more Candy Crush for you. Bitch. 

Until next year, Father.

Much love,

WallyBubba 
xxx


Wot So Funee?

24 comments:

  1. Brilliant. I laugh every time i read your posts. :):):):)

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    1. LOL ;) thank you xx I reckon she means every word of it... pahahaha x

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  2. Very funny, number 1 and 3 made me laugh out loud.

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    1. Haha ;) x glad it made you LOL! Thanks for reading xx

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  3. This made me laugh.
    So funny, and the sort of thing you can imagine a toddler saying or doing, if they had the ability!

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    1. Haha ;) they are all little characters aren't they xx

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  4. Thank you! I am having a crappy time at the moment and you have just made me cry laughing, so for that thanks :) xx

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    1. Glad to have cheered you up! Hope things get better for you xxxx

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  5. Wow she's hardcore - i reckon my little guy could give her a run for her money though.

    Epic post :)

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    1. lol... we could arrange some kind of underground toddler fighting ring if you like... LMAO! x thanks for the comment xxx

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  6. I love this, so funny. The picture really complements it as well, very serious face!

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    1. haha ;) she does take herself rather seriously... lol x

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  7. 1 and 3 could be my little girl :) Brilliant!

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  8. NB other great weapons include fairy wands and tiaras. The pointed edges are great for piercing skin ;) x

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    1. LOL - ouch... they sound lethal! xx

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  9. Oh dear at least 5 of these apply to POD as well! Highly entertaining post as usual, seriously gorgeous photo though :)

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    1. She's like a little bastard disguised as a princess.. ;) JOKING! xx

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  10. Love it, could have been written by my boys, pesky little farts they are!

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    1. LMAO! I see the trend here amongst all toddler kind... teehee x

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  11. ha the sock thing. we have that too...

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    1. Lol ;) the no socks phase seems to be a common one! Xx

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  12. Be warned Daddy! Those Tombliboos scare me!

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    1. He's had run ins before... He should really know better by now... Lol ;)

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