If EVER any of you feel the need to simply dress your little girl in something pink and frilly, consider these points people... consider these points:
- THIS IS PAYBACK FOR MY VAGINA.
- THIS IS PAYBACK FOR MY VAGINA. (worth mentioning twice I feel)
- You can turn this image into wallpaper and create a feature wall in her bedroom... she'll like that.
- Never before has image screamed quite so loudly: '18th Birthday Cake Topper'. #fact
- This WILL be my profile picture for the next decade.
- I've already sent this off to have it made into a mug... And baubles... And a throw.
- It can get worse... I have a loyalty card for the costume shop now... Mwahahahaha.
- Your Parent of the Year Award chances may have been damaged slightly but pulling out the #WallyMonster will be worth it... and will probably finish off your pelvic floor for good...
- Toddler egos can be bruised and repaired, but BROKEN VAGINAS ARE FOR LIFE. FOR. LIFE. (think I've sufficiently hammered that one home now.)
- The word GIN is actually 'in' vaGINa. I think that says it all really.