Wednesday, 26 March 2014

Thank You... A MADs Poem... (contains alcohol...naturally)


Thank you ALL for getting me to the finals of the MADs,
Thanks for crying with me, laughing and re-tweeting.
Thank you for letting me bang on about my uterus all day,
Thank you Tanqueray for helping with the healing...

Thanks to my downstairs loo for giving me 5-MINUTES BASTARD PEACE.
Thank you to my husband for putting a lock on it.
Thank you to CBeebies for my 4 o'clock sit down,
Thanks to Peppa for distracting her while I scoff chocolate...

Thanks very much to Spanx for separating my legs from my actual arse.
Thank you secret underwear for hiding my boob-sags.
Thank you twitter and facebook for being my 5am blurry-eyed friend.
Thank you lovely Instagram for filtering out my eye-bags.

Thank you to my daughter for being a f@*king awesome little dude.
Thanks for the hours you spend playing with that tea-set.
Thank you little lady for all the blogging material you provide,
And thank the shitting universe she can't read yet...

So thanks to every one of you who enjoys my random rants,
Thank you for every comment, every tweet, every grin.
Thanks to everyone who tells me my blog makes them pee their pants,
Let's just say I owe you all a gin.


#ginformums
#thankyou



Thanks so much to everyone who voted to get me on the shortlist for 'Most Entertaining Blog' in this year's MAD Blog Awards. 

Now I need you votes to WIN (and make me feel less guilty about all the cake, gin and toblerones...), so please take a few seconds to follow the link below, enter your name/e-mail and then use the drop down menu to select 'Just a Normal Mummy' in the Most Entertaining Blog category (last one on the form):


http://www.the-mads.com/vote/




34 comments:

  1. You have my vote for reminding me of the beauty that is... Toblerone!! *door slams*

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    1. Pahahahaha x one of the best things ever invented ;) lol x

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  2. Fab, fabbity, fab! I love this - as witty as ever :) Well done and congratulations - can't wait to party with you. (Hope you will link up to #Prose4T tomorrow! ;) x

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    1. Thanks! You too xxx ooh I haven't linked to that one before ;) I shall check it out :))) xx

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  3. Fab poem lovely! Will keep everything crossed for you and really looking forward to meeting you and having a gin :) x

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    1. Ditto ;) I'll sneak a hip flask in... Xx

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  4. You got my vote and I definitely want sit and have lots of gin and a giggle together soon

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    1. Thank you so much! Defo - Are you going to Britmums? xx

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  5. Poetry in motion! Love it. Now I'm quaking in my boots going up against you, but hey, there's always gin :-)

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    1. Heehee x thank you! I can assure you I feel the same! lol ;) Gin for the both of us no matter what happens ;) *clink* xx

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  6. Aw brilliant, well done you talented, very entertaining lady x

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  7. Awesome post and huge congrats lovely, so great to see you as a finalist. Especially in entertaining, you always entertain that's for sure! Best of luck and can't wait to catch up x

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    1. Thank you! xx I reckon we can get in some pre-gin gins... :))) x

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  8. Love it and good luck lovely x

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  9. Congratulations and well deserved. You should be so proud. I am looking forward to meeting you in Sept. Sounds like there will be a great crowd. So much fun to be had. From Let's Talk Mommy in Baby and New Blog category. ;)

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    1. Thank you! It will be lovely to meet you in september ;) I was there a year ago in your exact same shoes! lol x bring on the #MADs (and the wine) xx

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  10. You should never feel guilty about Toblerones. FACT.

    Also, congrats on being a finalist, I hope we will get to meet in September?

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    1. Too true ;) Thank you! xx

      Your blogger profile won't let me see who are! So yes, if you are also a MADS finalist ;)

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  11. Oo-er, what WILL you do when she can read???? Congrats again lovely x

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  12. I really hope you win, you really deserve it! xx

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    1. Thank you! I really hope so too! xx

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  13. Woo hoo well done lovely. So deserved, your blog is hilarious!

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    1. Thank you! xxx and well done you for your double nomination! xx

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  14. Mwhahaha even second time round this is hilarious! So pleased for you. Heading in via the MAD Linky - thought I better write a post xx

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    1. Ha ;) Thank lovely :))) can't wait to see you there xxx

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  15. well done and good luck for the night!

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  16. Top stuff missus - best of luck with the voting :)

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    1. Thank you! I will have everything crossed! xx

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  17. You know how awesome I think you are!
    Brilliant thank you poem too! Thanks for linking up to #WednesdayWords xx

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    1. That is so sweet - thank you! xxx

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Thank You... A MADs Poem... (contains alcohol...naturally)


Thank you ALL for getting me to the finals of the MADs,
Thanks for crying with me, laughing and re-tweeting.
Thank you for letting me bang on about my uterus all day,
Thank you Tanqueray for helping with the healing...

Thanks to my downstairs loo for giving me 5-MINUTES BASTARD PEACE.
Thank you to my husband for putting a lock on it.
Thank you to CBeebies for my 4 o'clock sit down,
Thanks to Peppa for distracting her while I scoff chocolate...

Thanks very much to Spanx for separating my legs from my actual arse.
Thank you secret underwear for hiding my boob-sags.
Thank you twitter and facebook for being my 5am blurry-eyed friend.
Thank you lovely Instagram for filtering out my eye-bags.

Thank you to my daughter for being a f@*king awesome little dude.
Thanks for the hours you spend playing with that tea-set.
Thank you little lady for all the blogging material you provide,
And thank the shitting universe she can't read yet...

So thanks to every one of you who enjoys my random rants,
Thank you for every comment, every tweet, every grin.
Thanks to everyone who tells me my blog makes them pee their pants,
Let's just say I owe you all a gin.


#ginformums
#thankyou



Thanks so much to everyone who voted to get me on the shortlist for 'Most Entertaining Blog' in this year's MAD Blog Awards. 

Now I need you votes to WIN (and make me feel less guilty about all the cake, gin and toblerones...), so please take a few seconds to follow the link below, enter your name/e-mail and then use the drop down menu to select 'Just a Normal Mummy' in the Most Entertaining Blog category (last one on the form):


http://www.the-mads.com/vote/




34 comments:

  1. You have my vote for reminding me of the beauty that is... Toblerone!! *door slams*

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    1. Pahahahaha x one of the best things ever invented ;) lol x

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  2. Fab, fabbity, fab! I love this - as witty as ever :) Well done and congratulations - can't wait to party with you. (Hope you will link up to #Prose4T tomorrow! ;) x

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    1. Thanks! You too xxx ooh I haven't linked to that one before ;) I shall check it out :))) xx

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  3. Fab poem lovely! Will keep everything crossed for you and really looking forward to meeting you and having a gin :) x

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    1. Ditto ;) I'll sneak a hip flask in... Xx

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  4. You got my vote and I definitely want sit and have lots of gin and a giggle together soon

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    1. Thank you so much! Defo - Are you going to Britmums? xx

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  5. Poetry in motion! Love it. Now I'm quaking in my boots going up against you, but hey, there's always gin :-)

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    1. Heehee x thank you! I can assure you I feel the same! lol ;) Gin for the both of us no matter what happens ;) *clink* xx

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  6. Aw brilliant, well done you talented, very entertaining lady x

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  7. Awesome post and huge congrats lovely, so great to see you as a finalist. Especially in entertaining, you always entertain that's for sure! Best of luck and can't wait to catch up x

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    1. Thank you! xx I reckon we can get in some pre-gin gins... :))) x

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  8. Love it and good luck lovely x

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  9. Congratulations and well deserved. You should be so proud. I am looking forward to meeting you in Sept. Sounds like there will be a great crowd. So much fun to be had. From Let's Talk Mommy in Baby and New Blog category. ;)

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    1. Thank you! It will be lovely to meet you in september ;) I was there a year ago in your exact same shoes! lol x bring on the #MADs (and the wine) xx

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  10. You should never feel guilty about Toblerones. FACT.

    Also, congrats on being a finalist, I hope we will get to meet in September?

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    1. Too true ;) Thank you! xx

      Your blogger profile won't let me see who are! So yes, if you are also a MADS finalist ;)

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  11. Oo-er, what WILL you do when she can read???? Congrats again lovely x

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  12. I really hope you win, you really deserve it! xx

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    1. Thank you! I really hope so too! xx

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  13. Woo hoo well done lovely. So deserved, your blog is hilarious!

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    1. Thank you! xxx and well done you for your double nomination! xx

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  14. Mwhahaha even second time round this is hilarious! So pleased for you. Heading in via the MAD Linky - thought I better write a post xx

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    1. Ha ;) Thank lovely :))) can't wait to see you there xxx

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  15. well done and good luck for the night!

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  16. Top stuff missus - best of luck with the voting :)

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    1. Thank you! I will have everything crossed! xx

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  17. You know how awesome I think you are!
    Brilliant thank you poem too! Thanks for linking up to #WednesdayWords xx

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    1. That is so sweet - thank you! xxx

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